Letters
TRUE
AMERICAN
It is
time to
change
from
REDNECK
humor to
TRUE
AMERICAN
Humor!
Only it
isn’t
seen as
HUMOR,
but the
correct
way to
LIVE
YOUR
LIFE! If
you feel
the
same,
pass
this on
to your
True
American
friends.
Y’all
know who
they
are...
You
might be
a TRUE
AMERICAN
if: It
never
occurred
to you
to be
offended
by the
phrase,
“One
nation,
under
God.”
You
might be
a TRUE
AMERICAN
if:
You’ve
never
protested
about
seeing
the 10
Commandments
posted
in
public
places.
You
might be
a TRUE
AMERICAN
if: You
still
say
“Christmas”
instead
of
“Winter
Festival.”
You
might be
a TRUE
AMERICAN
if: You
bow your
head
when
someone
prays.
You
might be
a TRUE
AMERICAN
if: You
stand
and
place
your
hand
over
your
heart
when
they
play the
National
Anthem.
You
might be
a TRUE
AMERICAN
if: You
treat
Viet Nam
vets
with
great
respect,
and
always
have.
You
might be
a TRUE
AMERICAN
if:
You’ve
never
burned
an
American
flag.
You
might be
a TRUE
AMERICAN
if: You
know
what you
believe
and you
aren’t
afraid
to say
so, no
matter
who is
listening.
You
might be
a TRUE
AMERICAN
if: You
respect
your
elders
and
expect
your
kids to
do the
same.
You
might be
a TRUE
AMERICAN
if:
You’d
give
your
last
dollar
to a
friend.
God
Bless
the U S
A ! Amen
AND
PLEASE
DO NOT
FORGET
TO SING
THE
NATIONAL
ANTHEM
IN
ENGLISH.