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Sarah Palin at Holly Lake Ranch?

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Yes, there is that distinct possibility, sources tell us.
Here's what we know as of deadline March 22, 2010.
Sarah Palin, is delivering the keynote address kicking off Express's 42-city bus tour on Saturday March 27, 2010 in Searchlight, Nevada. (Pop. 576 as of 2000 census)
When Sarah last spoke at the National Tea Party Convention in Nashville, she was paid a reported $100,000, but her appearance at Searchlight, Nevada will be gratis.
It's well known that Tea Baggers have built up a hotbed of support in the northeast Texas region.
So on April 1, 2010, following her stop in Tyler, a city of over 100,000, is rumored to be a guaranteed possibility with a morning parade through downtown Tyler followed by a procession winding through the Azalea Trails.
Following that, a $100 a plate luncheon is to be held at the Harvey Convention Center, it is reported.
The good news is that Sarah Palin has an opening in her afternoon April 1, schedule.
Since one of Sarah Palin's college sorority sisters now lives at Holly Lake Ranch and Holly Hall is available, it is expected this would be the perfect venue for one of Wasilla, Alaska's finest to appear.
After all the population of Holly Lake Ranch is six times that of Searchlight, Nevada and Ranchers would likely be most generous by ‘passing the hat' for the tea baggers.
M. L. "Marv" Myers former Gazette columnist and raconteur will be the point man for one day only,
i.e. April 1, 2010, a.k.a. April Fools Day.
Any donations will be gladly accepted, but cash only as promoter does not have a bank account.
‘have a Happy April Fools Day, partner.
Gotcha
M. L. "Marv" Myers
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